I have never been stung by a wasp, hornet, yellow jacket, bee, etc. Bees I like though! They are just doing their bee thing, the rest of the these stinging creatures just seem like assholes who are out to create arm flapping chaos wherever they go. Making an otherwise normal person look like one of those wacky inflatable arm waving tube men you see in front of some store having a HUGE EVERYTHING MUST GO SALE!
Anyway, as I stood on this lonely gravel road on a hot summer day with no cell service and only the buzz and hum of at least a million winged things around me.....I thought to myself....I could get stung, have an allergic reaction and DIE RIGHT HERE. Not how I pictured the end. However since you, dear reader, are reading this I have lived to explore another day.